Fashion Vomit can be one of two things:
1. Too many styles are put together into one piece, such as a “navajo print baseball burnout crop top.”
2. When something fashion-related is so utterly terrible that it makes you want to vomit.
I think this could be considered either of the two I mentioned above:
Classic Chuck Taylors….
They cost $40 and if you want breezy toes, warm ankles, and confused looks you can get them here.